三字经《中翻英》

不懂那个“文人”那么厉害
将《三字经》翻译成这个样。。。

人之初 : At the beginning of life.
性本善 : Sex is good.
性相近 : Basically, all the sex are same.
习相远 : But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教 : If you do not practice all the time.
性乃迁 : Sex will leave you.
教之道 : The way of learning if.
贵以专 : Is very important to make love with only one person.
昔孟母 : Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng.
择邻处 : Choose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
子不学 : If you don't study hard.
断机杼 : Your dick will become useless.
窦燕山 : Dou, the famous.
有义方 : Owned a very effective exciting medicine.
教五子 : All his five son took it.
名俱扬 : And their sexual ability were well-known.
养不教 : If your children don't know how to do it.
父之过 : It is all your fault.
教不严 : If they had lots of problems with it.
师之惰 : Their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
子不学 : You may refuse to study this.
非所宜 : But that is real mistake.
幼不学 : If you don't learn it in childhood.
老何为 : You will lose your ability when aged.