若干年前，大陆一位老兄到纽约公干。工作之余，也打算休息休息，看看风景名胜。为此他收集了大量的资料，做了充分的准备。众多的名胜之一，就有自由女神像（Statue Of Liberty）。为了确保能够到达仰慕已久地方，他甚至把负责自由女神像参观的联系电话都找到了～666-2613。接着他招了计程车就出发了，下面是他和司机的对话。
司机：“Where do you want to go, sir?”
大陆先生：“FREE WOMAN. Do you know where I can find FREE WOMAN?”
司机：“What? Hey Man, here is America, nothing is free!!!”
大陆先生：“Oh, how comes? I read it from yellow pages. See! Here is the phone number... sex-sex-sex-two-sex-one-free.”
司机：“Where do you want to go, sir?”
大陆先生：“FREE WOMAN. Do you know where I can find FREE WOMAN?”
司机：“What? Hey Man, here is America, nothing is free!!!”
大陆先生：“Oh, how comes? I read it from yellow pages. See! Here is the phone number... sex-sex-sex-two-sex-one-free.”
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